Swoosh, my wings flapping faster as I came closer to the delightful smell and all I could think of is food sliding down my throat. “There!!” I squawked. MINE!!! I dived down and I landed in a vat of chicken tikka masala. I was gobbling the food nervously. In here I felt omnis. I heard humans lurking around me. “Hahahahahahahaha the sea gull fell in our curry” said one of them. I felt dizzy the glow from the world left me behind “help me help’. I whispered. The light dissolved into darkness. The shining light drilled back in. Am I alive I thought. I need a nap I told myself.