The laser pen

Are you tired of pointing at one place for hours and your lasers just get lost?

Well now there is the Laser Pen. The Laser Pen can help save the day e.g. 

If you are taking your 1000 dollar poodle for a walk and robber steals it then point the Laser Pen's laser at the robber then the poodle will attack him, then the robber scramming. The Laser Pen saved the day!! 

This is a rare one-of-a-kind-pen which is on a whole new level. You need the Laser Pen. This is an exclusive offer. Now we have a special price of $5 so start bidding now. Laser pen the awesomest pen in the world.

After hearing my ad would you buy this pen? 

Demon Dentist

 I am reading a book called Demon Dentist, by David Walliams. Illustrated Tony Ross, it is a very good book. Its about a boy who HATES dentists, and along comes a very mysteries dentist to find out more, you have got to read the book.

 

My finished syimmogrify artwork

Maori blessing.

I think the blessing would be nice to use at the start of the day because it would not really work at the afternoon

spice gull taster

Swoosh, my wings flapping faster as I came closer to the delightful smell and all I could think of is food sliding down my throat. “There!!” I squawked. MINE!!! I dived  down and I landed in a vat of chicken tikka masala.

Comeback for more.

Spice gull

Swoosh, my wings flapping faster as I came closer to the delightful smell and all I could think of is food sliding down my throat. “There!!” I squawked. MINE!!! I dived  down and I landed in a vat of chicken tikka masala. I was gobbling the food nervously. In here I felt omnis. I heard humans lurking around me. “Hahahahahahahaha the sea gull fell in our curry” said one of them. I felt dizzy the glow from the world left me behind “help me help’. I whispered. The light dissolved into darkness. The shining light drilled back in. Am I alive I thought. I need a nap I told myself.

“LEAVE ME ALONE”  I squawked madly. I was surrounded by bubbly things and I was pecking the person scratching me with the with scouring pad with the scratchy side. I heard that some one said that  I need to stay for a few years nooooooooooo I thought...          

T.B.C
 Before.     After.        

Spot the difference.                                                 

cubism

The art style is called cubism to find out about cubism click the link Cubism. To me the picture looks like empathy because the cubes and the square are the subject and the broken guitar is what the person is focusing on and the table is his friend giving him support. Our key values are 

       R espect 

      I ntegrity

           S ustainabilit

 E quity 

 what do you think my art work says?